It's late at night here at Bolkingwoods. Today, was the day of the Bolkingwoods 25th anniversary, and do not think the summer heat stopped us from partying! More information below, with our journalist Sarah Haras!
**Written by Sarah Haras at 02/31/2035.**
Sarah Haras writing this for you now at 9 P.M. after a stunning celebration here at the HarvinDarvin' Bolkingwoods Mall. The celebration counted with countless funny and creative stands, such as The Mimic's Surprise For Kids, The Hundred Years Of Investigation Of Baul Hurnman's Disappearance and The Slide! I'm sure whoever brought their kids here, got a huge day off, and even a week or a month off, since all the kids of the THE MIMIC'S SURPRISE FOR KIDS fortunately went missing! Sure the parents are happy to have one less mouth to feed at the end of the day! *Hahahahahah*
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Thanks, Sarah, for you brilliant describing!
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It's late night here at Bolkingwoods, and I'm sure that, if you're listening now, you should want a Scary story! *mischievous laugh sfx* and that's why we brought David Booggannan here tonight!
David Booggannan: hello, people! Hello, little monsters watching this! And hello, Lebam!
Hello, hello, David! Só, we heard that you're a Ghost Writer? What exactly is this?
David: well, being a Ghost Writer is not as easy as it sounds! You see, I've been born with a secret... *Ooh* ... Yes, a very dark secret! *Zoom in* I've been gifted a very special gift... I can... See ghosts! **Wow**
Oh, really?
David: yes, and only people that can see ghosts can be Ghosts Writers! Ghost writers, are people that hear amazing stories from the ghosts, and turn it into a book, a magazine or even some kind of painting or drawing!
That's really amazing, David. Can we hear a brand new Ghost story right now?
David: sure we can! I'm gonna try to communicate with the ghosts, and we'll hear a brand new Ghost story!
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Oh no! David is gone, and all that rests now are those blood stained tissues of the chair he was sitting on! What a mess, David cant really do anything at all, can he? *Ahahaha* yeah, I thought so!
*Camera change. Camera 3.*
Well, see you soon on the next Friday with the next episode of Late Night With Lebam! Take care of yourself, and don't forget it! 10 p.m. here next Friday! See you, my little ghosts!
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It's a good morning here at Bolkingwoods. The birds are chirping, and the Leviathan hasn't woke up yet. Gladly, the apocalipse is still scheduled for this weekend, but we don't know if it's going to stay that way or if it's going to be rescheduled again. Today, it's gonna be a cold day! The thermometer will hit 49 degrees this morning, and in the afternoon it will be 57 degrees. So, make sure to wear you winter coats when leaving home!
Due to the holiday, the general company, Innermontucoatingless will not be open, in the 4 states; Hamirgaria, Bolkingwoods and Puerto Rico. In the rest of the states, operations continue.
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Uhh tx for reading! also, faz um ano des da ultima vez que postei sobre billyh cheeks, ele nao ´ta acostumado em fazer muitos trabalhos, e...